The Beard’s Blog

#012 Matthew P

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on October 30, 2009

From the stage with the steel panther

In the Wembley arena

Comes a signing to the fair fiction

A man of the country

Who surfs

And sings

While plucking strings

Of his guitar

A future star

That will be seen from afar

We welcome him into our arms

From the Suffolk farms

To put smiles upon our faces

Songs in our hearts

MATTHEW P

For that is he

 

Please join me

To welcome he

To our party!

 

And together great things we shall see

Love

Me

N

Fiction

#011 Airport Lounge

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on October 19, 2009

Sitting on a floor in an airport lounge
Missing home and tired as hell
LA’s a place where its tough to keep pace
They’ve all had work done on their face!
Nice!
Um not
Its been raining here , and that’s a problem, they all forget to drive when the water hits the streets
The rocks have fallen and mud has slid
A total mess in the hills
No contact from the outside world
A blissful thing
Or a stressful thing?
Cayotes in the street just stand and stare
Scorpions in the garden just don’t care!
Off to nashville now to see white lies as they proceed to outstrip the kings of leon
Then back to the LA place
To see the patrol set the pace and then with grace bow and depart for the green of ealing
For some healing with my family!
See some funny sights here, like a 30 foot mexican, with tyres for feet
A man in the airport security queue who didn’t have feet being asked to remove his shoes!!! Poor fella! They wouldn’t take no for an answer then the blushing and apologies began!! Ouch!
Got lost in the topanga place, lost in the head that is for all those of you who haven’t been to the topanga place!!! A place for freedom and experiment without retribution, sometimes without resolution, but never rebuktion!! (Does that word exist?)
Turning up at half past four (afternoon) to find em still up from the previous day
Thinking I was some burglar or vagrant being led astray!
We all laughed about it after! Poor shelster!
Listening to death metal with garret lee
Behemoth on youtube! Well core blimey!
Withh cc dwelling in a happy hippy house
Creating masterpieces without a shout
Been full of fun and just a little mystery
The clouds have gone and so has natures sympathy
Back to scorching and baking and boiling
Alice continues here fight with black widows
Broken ribs and fluffed up pillows
Clint mansell and alan moulder both continue to smoulder under the sun
Having fun gettin work done

So a week has gone
And I am run
Into the ground
But feeling sound
And glad to be doing my thing
Coz it fills me and makes me grin
With excitment about music
And art
And life
I am a lucky man!

#010 Transatlantic…Again.

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on August 20, 2009
Usa usa usa

Nyc makes u mental

LA drives u nuts

But essex?!!!! Hmmmmm

What a summer to be locked in an office?

Tis shining on our ian

What a start for the legend that he is

Stellify flying

Album tracks impressing

End of year show to come

As well as the album

The rest is as great

Trust me!

Athlete about to drop

The albums huge

Despite the press’s inability to hear it!

Is it me or are the press a bunch of *****?

They knock you without even listening

And big you up if they feel they need

Xx is cool but inaccessible

Athlete is massive and all embracing

No answering back now!

No letter of the week to nme with a snyd repost pasted below Did anyone actually listen to athlete’s first record?

Beats included!!!

Yup they have been at it for years

Unlike those sad journos who only just discovered it, since bumping into animal collective this year!

Ha

So V beckons us

I am filled with dread!

But will be fun

And sun

Let’s hope for one

More tune

To see us through the rest of summer

Am missing reading

But will bestival it up

With some weird get-up!

Now rest up

The weekend is a comin

 

#009 On The Road…

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on July 28, 2009

So travel broadens the mind

But it also messes with your rind!

Been in LA and on my way to the Big Apple

The sun’s in the sky and makin me feel high

Last week the elbow went all yanky

They played the Wiltern in Los Angeles

An art deco extravaganza

Where there massive tunes imbued all with hope!

A pair of hobbits attended!

Frodo and Merry tapped their hairy feet

The night was made complete

Then a party was thrown

And vodka red bull consumed

Xibit came down

N pimped my hire car while I was around!

A swan in the Topangan Hills woke me up

Then back on a plane to England I took

Elbow remain in the N. American place

On tour with the Coldplay

It should ace

They do the Letterman show on the Wednesday this week

 Then return to the UK to serve V Festival a treat

 

Am gutted that Maccabees and White

Lies weren’t Mercury nominated

Both albums should be exonerated

Masterpieces they both surely are

The judges I feel must’ve been remiss

But then again the list is well strong

Just think that they should’ve been on

 

It

 

Anyway off to NYC

A treat to see

Will be

Tool

At the All Points West festival!

Can’t bloomin wait

They will be magnificent

 

 

And hang with elbow

And meet loadsa peeps

Who blog and who tweet!

Probably!

 

Albums to come

Athletes Black Swan  is a peach

Ian Browns My Way is a treat

Detroit Social Club is comin along

Kate Nash is sounding strong

And the Patrol are working some magic

And couple of newies in the pipe

From this job there aint no respite!

 

The rain is here

So summer is fighting for its say

At least this morning it isn’t grey

A momentary lapse

In the crazy weather map

That screws with our physique!

Blimey!

#008 Post Glasto…

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on July 2, 2009

And so glastonbury served up treats

After a rainy start

Through which filthy dukes waltzed with glee

We found a home in a big ole tent

And under the awnings we imbided many much things! (more…)

#007

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on June 30, 2009

We wait with trepidation to see what glasto will serve
Will it piss with rain
Or be kind see the site and swerve (more…)

#006

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on June 15, 2009

And so the lies begin

Their conquest of all within

Their musical grasp

The first of many

Awards that weigh heavy! (more…)

#005

Posted in Uncategorized by fictionrecords on May 28, 2009

And so the barca did so numb
The man utd bandwagon
But elbow keeps on winnin n winnin
Ivors now
The joy was spillin

(more…)

#004

Posted in Blog by fictionrecords on May 14, 2009

It’s bright, it’s white
Its a rare delight

But its outta here (more…)

#003

Posted in Blog by fictionrecords on April 30, 2009

Truth is stranger than fiction

But it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities


Truth isn’t!